Mine include picking up the land mines my bulldog has strategically placed in the backyard when attempting to play with the kids (poo on foot..YUM), laundry….definitely a dirty job, taking the trash to the curb (DH attempts to on most weeks but forgets), of course changing dirty diapers.
But one job appears to be the taboo in some households…..but not mine.
The other night while giving the Squids their nightly bath, DH was so kind to draw the bath for the little gnomes and proceed to wash them while I did dishes. (Another dirty job)
I walked in just when Pickles Magoo was set to be dried off and readied for jammies (another dirty job…..here is why) when I noticed he had what appeared to be a bit of a rash.
Not your typical splotchy rash, but one that was a solid red…..and in the worst spot.
Right on his “junk” as referred to by Big G and DH.
Yes, the poor boy had a solid red looking rash right on his baby testicles. Upon further investigation I found that he was probably just a tad chapped from his diaper and that the rash would clear once we dried him off and put in a fresh diaper.
So I went about drying him off and lubing him up (what we refer to as putting on lotion) when DH looked over at me and this conversation took place:
DH: You gonna do anything for his rash?
Me: No should be fine, it’s already subsiding.
DH: Well you are already lubing him up…..why don’t you get his junk, just rub it all over and that should help.
Me: (As if I didn’t already know that…..I am a mom!! DUH!! Look that I give him)
Me: *Continued moment of silence
Me: I just realized that I have lubed up every male’s testicles in this house……
It’s a dirty job…..but someone has gotta do it!!
13 Replies to “Dirty Jobs”
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Thats funny. I guess I can claim the same thing!
I too can claim that – funny.
Have a great weekend, dirty jobs and all. 🙂
sometimes, the dirtiest job of all!
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LOL Loved this post!! Yes we moms have dirty jobs!! Stopping by from Harriets Comment Challenge
That is just too funny! A dirty job indeed.
…And we still can't get a raise.
Hugs and Mocha,
Hey Moms rule Dad's Drool. They'd keal over dead if they had to do the dirty jobs LOL
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Love it! Men you gotta love 'em!
love you blog!