Just the other day I was on my standard trip to Costco to load up on TONS of milk and miscellaneous that I need around the house. I really just need a freaking cow for crying out loud….you just cannot imagine the amount of milk three little gnomes can power through.
Anyway, I leave the house and totally space looking up where the nearest Whole Foods Market may be. I thought I might check them out for this specialty item I have been shopping for and haven’t found….thinking they might have it. So I figure I would text the old little sister and see if she can Google the closest Whole Foods for me. Fantastic! Here is how our texts play out:
Me: B, can u look up the closest whole foods, plz.
B: The nearest Whole Foods is Tempe or Gilbert.
Me: That blows!!! CRAP
B: Goats or penises?
Now here is where the replies get tricky, my sister and I have great banter! Watch as I foul up my texts…I am such a dork!!
Me: Goats!!! Penises are YUMMO!!!
OH MY OH NO I DID NOT!! Oh! YES. I. DID. I. SENT. THAT. TEXT. TO. DH.
Now I was laughing hysterically, in the car mind you….yes texting while I am driving, but hey…safer than surfing the web on the old phone. I seriously thought I had the best reply….only to have that shattered by the old DH. Who was wondering why I was discussing penises via text and with whom I was discussing penises. I could not understand why my sister did not reply….now I understood. Sheesh for having those two so close on my contacts list. I had to look into my sent messages to find I sent the text to DH instead of my sister. I failed miserably at the texting that day. So I forwarded the text to her with this note:
Me: ……sent this text to C, on accident, shoulda gone to you……GOATS!! Penises are YUMMO!!
Yes I am the texting noob queen. I will never text and drive again! At least not when I am talking about what blows….goats or penises!