The All New Momma Diet Plan

Ladies, the buck stops here for all those diet scams and plans.
(Oh really?!)

Have you tried all pills, exercises, food and meal plans? Exercise machines and bogus contraptions? Let me tell you I have the ultimate plan for you and this is how you begin said plan!

  1. Have twins, or at least a couple kids, get nice and round.
  2. Make sure said kids have appetites like NFL Linebackers
  3. Make meals they will NOT eat and YOU will (or so you think)
  4. Sit down to attempt to eat said HOT, warm meal children will not like
  5. Children flock to you and said HOT meal to eat it
  6. They eat it off YOUR plate
  7. Every speck
  8. Leaving you just the crumbs
  9. ENJOY your little morsel of a meal, at most 100 calories in crumbs ladies
  10. You will be fit and trim in no time with that meal plan, BON APETIT!

Watch the gnomes, at least the Little Bitty Sara gnome,
in action as she feeds her Daddy…after she feeds herself.

Mom and Dad feeding from Karie Herring on Vimeo.

10 Replies to “The All New Momma Diet Plan”

  1. Yup, had the twins and another, tried to eat it hot and failed. *L* Have you noticed that when you go to a restaurant, you're so surprised how warm the food is? That's because for years, 'luke warm' was like another person in your family. Same with baths…..

  2. DID ALL THAT!!!!! Doesn't work though, I still look like a cow! ( P.S. I started eating more "cold" foods becuse I got tired of eating my hot foods, cold)

  3. @Helen you get baths? What are those!?

    @HollyB You and me both sister….I have learned that a cold meal is sometimes better than NONE. Blech!

  4. LOL I love how she turns her head away and shakes her head no when she doesn't want more. Brittany does the same thing! Too cute.

  5. •´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Erin.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• says:

    Charlie is a total ninja nibbler, she loves eating from my plate! That video is just too cute!

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