Big G counted to 20, then 30, 40, all the way to one hundred and back. Needless to say the boy MAY get bored this year in kindergarten but we shall see.
Yesterday was like any other day. First day of school. The kid was wrecked as usual. His face was drained of any energy an life. I was left to pick up a five year old zombie in need of a fix of sorts. TV. The Wii. Brains. He got home explained to me his day and bolted to the Wii. Though I understood his fixation since he has been grounded since lat week. One of my many bargaining tools is the threatened loss and sale of that stupid contraption….although I use it for my Yoga.
After the Wii time he got a small snack before dinner. He ate and then proceeded to be a little pig. I try to give him credit, I mean he is five, a boy, and his father’s son. Cleanliness is not a priority and neither is tidiness. However, when I spent MANY grueling hours scrubing my floors on my hands and knees (yes…I did…the whole OCD thing right) the hairs on the back of my neck began to raise as I sat at the kitchen table and heard the small tinkling of crumbs to my recently prisitne conditioned floors.
I look over my shoulder as I see my boy walking away, making a trail of mess as he goes. I told him to be more careful with what he was doing since he was dropping crumbs and making a mess (miniscule in comparison to other messes…..like the Squids) and here is his LOVELY response.
Well just go get the vacuum then Mom and suck up all the crumbs. Jeez!
I will give Big G about another year before I force that vacuum upon him and we’ll see who was so smart, he will be so grateful to appreciate my cleaning and vacuuming skills then!
5 Replies to “Smart Mouth Kids”
ahhh…out of the mouths of babes, right? congratulations on not strangling anyone.
Good job on not killing the little one, but give him the vacuum next time.
It builds character
i know i would have screamed his head off lol..guess i need to pratice patience more!
I thought I was the only one with floor OCD thing… I cringe when I see crumbs falling to the floor. Today I scrubbed the whole house. I was rather ticked with my youngest son he stashed food and paper down the cold air vent. CRINGE…SCREAM… GROSSS!!! I moved toys back into Dakota's room so Brittany kinda has her own room full of toys. Which is kinda of cool as now my kids each have their own space. LOL
my little guys are 2 1/2 and I started giving them the vacuum a long time ago. but my house definitely isn't as clean as yours!